boo.
i think octopus is a funny word. just like hippopotamus.
hahahhas.
i'm like high.
today was a funny day. we started off w' lit.
pfft. icannotstandlit, and you peeps should know why/
if you're so overqualified, why are you here?
like seriously.
then was recess.
YAY. food is fun.
then played this dumdum game, and me and alyssa just had no reaction.
hahahhas/
then was erm, math.
so sad, no mr ma!
OH YESS!!!
MR BRENDAN MAAAAAAAAA.
hahahhas.
i think he has a hot voice.
hahahahs.
and sara is/was so overly obsessed with him and how he turned and said yes.
which was extremely hilarious.
but sara is back to her old, insensible self.
so yeah.
then was english.
i had this horrible migraine. which is so saddening.
i hate migraines.
then tamil and cs.
my life is so boring.
after that went for lunch with joan the bob.
had fun, though i'm still feeling full.
hahahahhas.
and for some reason, we talked alot about clarissa today.
and sally, and er bob?
hahahhas/
life is so fun.
and i was damn high.
hahas.
though su says i was whiny/
I DO NOT WHINE>
you meanie bobeanie.
teehees.
oh okay,
iwasbored.
so yeah, opened my mails. and trust me, this is fun.
lets see if you are really as smart as you think you are.
First question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
oh btw, this is a damn saddening add.
Labels: boredom honey.